Well, He Does Look Like He Could Work There
Published: January 01, 0001
Reading Time: Approx. 8 mins
Once again, The Onion cuts to the chase: Lane Kiffin, the new football yono all app coach at Southern California is rumored* to have been wooed away from the job by the chance of a lifetime: Working at a GameStop. (* – By 
“rumored” we mean “this is pure bullshit, but funny.”)(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Kiffin is 34 and looks about 22, so his face is less that of “steely-eyed college football general,” and more like someone who wants to upsell you to an Edge card and Game Informer subscription. The fake quote attributed to Kiffin: “I was approached by a cousin who works at the GameStop on Wilshire Boulevard, and when he said there was an open sales clerk position, I had to take it. I yono all app have been going to that GameStop for years. I know the people there. I know the customers. This is just an opportunity I couldn’t pass up.” In such a role, I’d expect Kiffin to publicly accuse GameStop 
rival Game Crazy of tampering with his preorder customers and breaking street dates for Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, followed by a reprimand from the regional manager. Lane Kiffin Leaves USC for Dream Job w69 slot at GameStop [The Onion]